theheirsofdurin:

-hewastheirfriend:

ok so i was watching this gif carefully 

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and when i first saw it i was like “aww Nat jumping into steve’s lap that’s so cute she’s like AHH STEVE SAVE ME” and then i was thinking ‘well she probably realized he’s way stronger than she is and could help shield her if they crashed’

but then i kept watching it and i noticed how she immediately pulls him forward 

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and first i thought it was the momentum of her jump but you can clearly see in the gif how she gets settled (quickly) THEN pulls him close to her

and then i realized

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that is a bullet hole. 

Nat somehow knew EXACTLY where Steve was gonna get shot at, jumped up into his seat, and saved him

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Natasha Fucking Romanoff 

!!!!!!!!!!!!

she didn’t just jump in the front to save steve, tws shot at her first 

she also pushed sam away from the bullet bc she knew he’s next

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all of this in the span of 3 seconds how fast do u think her brain works i mean DAMN

weinersoldier:

like please can we just talk about how sharon’s sidearm of choice is an FNP-45 Tactical

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this is a huge fucking gun, okay, it’s built for serious use and re-use and is designed for high-volume usage, it’s not only exceptionally accurate it’s also BUILT FOR USE AS A HOME PROTECTIVE WEAPON, it’s got several features that allow for quick release of the safety (aka “cocked-and-locked” aka she can lock it down WITH A ROUND CHAMBERED for safety AND incredibly quick response times)

it’s not a “lady gun” it’s not a small-caliber weapon that’s easy to conceal it’s A SPORT WEAPON WITH A PINDOT SIGHT it’s meant for people who take pride in being a good shot and intend to defend themselves at all times. it’s HEAVY and HUGE and favored by people with who have substantial history and experience with firearms.

literally by her choice of sidearm (because there’s no way a gun like that is SHIELD-issue), Sharon presents herself as a pro-active person, front-facing and aggressive, willing and able to defend herself, educated and CAPABLE AND KNOWLEDGABLE.

give me all of the boss agent Sharon you have thanks

textsfromtheshatterdome:

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scamdal:

before writing your au, consider the following: 

  • meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room au
  • monopoly night au
  • commiserating on a night shift at mcdonalds au
  • you were the only one that offered to help me move in au
  • marching band au
  • sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au
  • working in a museum au
  • panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights au
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#gotta love aus

vesperass-anuna:

-hewastheirfriend:

ok so i was watching this gif carefully 

image

and when i first saw it i was like “aww Nat jumping into steve’s lap that’s so cute she’s like AHH STEVE SAVE ME” and then i was thinking ‘well she probably realized he’s way stronger than she is and could help shield her if they crashed’

but then i kept watching it and i noticed how she immediately pulls him forward 

image

and first i thought it was the momentum of her jump but you can clearly see in the gif how she gets settled (quickly) THEN pulls him close to her

and then i realized

image

that is a bullet hole. 

Nat somehow knew EXACTLY where Steve was gonna get shot at, jumped up into his seat, and saved him

image

Natasha Fucking Romanoff 

She knew where they would be aiming. 

At his head, that would be a certain kill shot. 

lady-dixon:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

It’s probably rocket

s-upersoldier:

We are Groot! - Guardians of the Galaxy

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#precious #GOTG #Groot #spoilers

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mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

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#best #art

steverogersorbust:

OK BUT WHEN NICK SAYS “I KEPT THE CIRCLE SMALL” AND “YOU WOULDVE DONE THE SAME,” NATASHA SAYS, “I KNOW” AND “THAT’S THE PROBLEM”

AND I THINK THAT’S HONESTLY WHERE SHE DECIDES THAT IT’S NOT WORTH PROTECTING HERSELF AS NUMBER ONE ABOVE ALL ELSE ANYMORE. NOT IF IT MEANS LIVING UNDERGROUND, CUT OFF FROM A NETWORK OF PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU AND WHO YOU WONT LET YOURSELF LOVE.

SHE PUTS HER NECK OUT AFTER THAT, FOR STEVE, FOR SAM. THE WHOLE MOVIE IS AN EVOLUTION OF NATASHA COMING OUT OF THE SHADOWS, SHOWING PARTS OF HER TRUE SELF. FUCK, THERE’S EVEN A SCENE WHERE SHE LITERALLY RIPS OFF A MASK WHICH IS THEN FOLLOWED BY A SCENE WHERE SHE REVEALS ALL OF HER CLASSIFIED FILES—EVERY LOW DOWN DIRTY SECRET SHE HAS—TO THE WORLD.

AND WHEN SHE SAYS SHE’S LEAVING TO FIND A NEW COVER, AND STEVE SAYS IT COULD TAKE AWHILE, AFTER SHE KISSES HIM ON THE CHEEK AND GIVES HIM THE BEST GIFT SHE CAN (HIS FRIEND. HER INTELLIGENCE. SECRETS, HER TRADE AND HER SKILL.) SHE SAYS, “IM COUNTING ON IT.”

BECAUSE NATASHA IS A WOMAN WHO WILL ALWAYS NEED SOME INSULATION BETWEEN HER AND THE REST OF THE WORLD, SHE WILL ALWAYS NEED A COVER OF SOME KIND BECAUSE A PART OF HER WILL ALWAYS BE THAT CHANGEABLE, MALLEABLE IDENTITY, BUT. BUT SHE’S STARTED TO REVEAL HERSELF TO OTHERS IN A WAY SHE NEVER HAS BEFORE. AND IT’LL TAKE A LOT TO COVER THAT SHIT UP.

NATASHA. ROMANOFF.